What did one Christmas tree say to another? Lighten up!. What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you!. Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer? Spruce Springsteen. Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? They have too many needles. What do you call cutting down a Christmas tree? Christmas chopping!. Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present’s beneath them. What is a Christmas tree‘s favorite candy? Orna-mints!. What’s red, white, and blue at Christmas dinner? A sad candy cane!. Why is it always cold on Christmas? Because it’s Decembrrrr!. Where does mistletoe go to get famous? Holly-wood!. 
What do you call a cat on the beach on Christmas Day? Sandyclaws. What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol? Silent Night. Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas? Because they’re shell-fish. What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas? It’s finally Christmas, Eve!. Why do mummies like Christmas so much? They’re into all the wrapping. What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat? Hits a gnome and runs. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!. What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has no-el. What do grapes sing at Christmas? ‘Tis the season to be jelly. 
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-it is.What’s the absolute best Christmas present? A broken drum - you can’t beat it!.We’ve even thrown in some flirty texts you can send near Christmas Day in between wrapping presents and eating cookies.
You may as well call us Santa’s little helper because we’re gifting you jokes about snowmen, Christmas trees and everything else in between to prepare for you every kind of holiday situation. (Well, technically they came down the chimney, but who’s counting.) That’s where these Christmas jokes come in. But, Christmas isn’t the same without some Santa-size belly laughs. The time of year for drinking cocoa, wearing ugly Christmas sweaters, and watching 15 different Christmas movies with the same exact plot.
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